| sorry for all you xanga fans. but from this point forward, all my posts will be on
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| soo today is a new day. a new age, literally. thx for all the calls, IMs, and myspace comments! 19 is going to be a good year.
and like vict0r told said...
"geoff is 19 today. therefore he asserts authority over anyone thats 18 and below!" |
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| TEN TRUTHS WHITE, BLACK, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE
WON'T ADMIT:
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1. Hickies are not attractive,they are nasty.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground or bounce.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. Ten people to a car is considered too way many.
8. You're in America, you speak our language.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
TEN TRUTHS BLACK, HISPANIC, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:
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1. Elvis is dead get over it.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean just nasty.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 ye ar old child is too big for a stroller.
8. NSYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional spanking helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal,Beat some ass.
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>>TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:
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1. O.J. did it.
2. face it..Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated and its ugly.
4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never EVER be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your bucket car.
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>>TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T
>>ADMIT:
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1. You cant drive... ADMIT IT!
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. The peace sign is outdated.
4. Rice is not a main course.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory. |
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| DO THIS: If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want- good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you. |
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